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The Untold Tale of a God's Love Life

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cupid god love puberty

You know Cupid? Of course you know him, everyone knows Aphrodite's kid! But did you know who's fallen for Cupid sans being shot in the ass?

Meet Pubid, the god of of puberty. How does he look? Well he's got a lot of acne. Pubid shoots arrows to give people the wonderful gift of pimples and pubic hair, and breasts of course, which is good I guess as long as you're not a man. But hey, puberty results in a hot adult (sometimes) so don't hate on the poor god. To what extent will a scrawny guy with wings and a bow and arrow go to impress that person he loves for what they are inside, that kid who gave him free pizzas during breaks?

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