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How to be a bad bitch 101

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Parts 22
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Tired of being the quiet girl? tired of being picked on? don't know what to say to your crush? want to be badass but nice at the same time?

The honey you clicked on the right book.

This book is advice for those girls (or boys) who feel like who don't get noticed and just get picked on and doesn't wanna be part of any bull$hit anymore.

There will also be rants in this books and epic comebacks you can use on those fake friends/girls.

I will also have quotes in every single chapter and I advise you to read them because they might make you feel better.

My grammar also won't be on point most of the time, but my book will be easy and clear for you to read m'kayy?

Honestly, I wrote this book to help girls mostly and to help them with stress, bullies etc and most importantly to be a bad bitch. Duh.


GRAMMAR NAZIS DONT COME FOR ME, ENGLISH IS NOT MY MOTHER TOUNGE 😢All Rights Reserved

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