Average Joe and the 1%

James Smith is your average American male. Caucasian, 5'10" with brown eyes and dark hair. Coming in at an average 169 lbs, he likes to think that he's in pretty good shape. He just finished college and isn't really sure he learnt anything. To put it simply, he's not exactly what we'd call striking. Hell! the only thing shocking about him is that his name isn't actually Joe (for that he is grateful).James is certain that he'll tiptoe around the median his whole life. So what happens when he comes face to face with his polar opposite? His very own Fancy Nancy.