Church Buddies!!!1
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Join Johnny, a happy preteen, and Joseph, a cynical teenager, in an adventure through Christianity. All whilst battling off evil Atheists and the average villains in society.
Warning:
This story could potentially offend fellow Christians or literally anyone, living.. or dead I guess, I won't judge. However, while writing this, we never intentionally meant to harm anyone. Myself and my coworker here at TheseHeauxCorp think that comedy is a great outlet for our endless emotional suffering. Kinda like Bo Burnham. Yeah.
Anyways, point is, if we offend you, we apologise. Other than that, enjoy the story. Hopefully some of the weird jokes and gags can make you all laugh, or at least get a smile out of you.
-TheseHeauxCorp.
PS. Praise Jesus.
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