The Wily, Wonderful, Adventurous Poems of an Emotionally Challenged Lizard - nerdfordayz - Wattpad

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The Wily, Wonderful, Adventurous Poems of an Emotionally Challenged Lizard

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Reads 284
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Parts 12
Time <5 mins

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Poems that I made up in 1 minute or less. They include: Random topics, inside jokes, references to our Lord and Savior Burt(the 13th disciple), and other random crap, idek. Copyright by 42 Burt industries.All Rights Reserved

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