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Ongoing, First published Sep 24, 2017
Have you ever felt like killing your friends
Those annoying assholes who keeps on annoying you and the only reason you could think for not killing them is because you don't want to go to jail for their murder. 
Although by killing them you are actually doing a favour to the world
Well fear no more
In this guide you will find  many interesting ways to kill your friends and get away with the murder 
 and you can thank me later
 
Disclaimer :: its all for fun friends kindly dont try any of these methods anywhere as police will find you and put you behind the bars

Dedicated to assholes
( Vishrut, shiva, akshat, pranav)
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