A messed up story of the fabulous drunk guy you always see in a bar, talking to that one older man, telling him his life story. The only good thing is, Tod knows this man, he's his best friend's older brother, who dresses like Cher. Or is it his boyfriend that does that? Tod is confused and needs to lay off the alcohol, but She just broke his heart, running away with a princess and the older guy just won't listen to his sob story, only because he's heard it a million times before...