"Food is love, food is life, food is everything." "Damn right you are." He loves food. You love food. He's an Army. You're an Army. It's as if the two of you are meant for each other! Except for the fact that he's a celebrity and you're a average commoner and the chances of you two getting together is less than 0.99999999% But don't give up just yet! Miracles do happen... September 29th, 2017 10:30 pm