Um...no thanks...-OHSHC Reader Insert
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  • Reads 110,976
  • Votes 3,087
  • Parts 30
  • Time 2h 24m
Ongoing, First published Sep 25, 2017
You are you. And you just so happen to be in Ouran Highschool Host Club. Lets see how you do. Good luck! You'll need it...


Ok, i just realized this doesn't really show your story with the hosts. So lemme break it down:

Your dad: Fuck you, your getting money from your rich ass Grandmother and I'm not because I'm a piece of shit and your going to give me the money or I'm going to kill you like I did with your sister

You: Fuck you all, I'm going to die alone

Unknown Person: 😈😈 I think not

Your Best Friend: I'm basically not here for the entire story, but actually I am...?

Me: more mystery lies ahead, broski
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