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Ilvermorny: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

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"What in the actual dog shit?" complained Rita as she plopped at the Pukwudgie table for lunch.

"What happened this time?" Asked Hannah as she lifted Theodoras sleeping head out of her bowl of soup and onto a plate. "PROFESSOR STICK UP HIS ASS ASSIGNED FIVE PAGES OF HOMEWORK" She hissed. 

"Hey" Angel said as she pointed her fork at Rita "Don't go around shouting out your nicknames for the professors.. All they'll do is assign more homework. And then everyone will hate you" 

"Can someone wake up Theo please?" Angel asked. Hannah nudged Theo, no response. "Thhheeeooooo" She whispered. No response. 

Angel threw a potato at her head but still no response. "She's out cold.. What were you two doing last night?" 

"Oh uh... aha... Teddy was helping me spy on an ex and we got carried away... I don't think we got to bed until Midnight" Hannah muttered the last bit. 

"YOU FORCED OUR INNOCENT THEODORA INTO YOUR REVENGE BULLSHIT?" Rita hissed in her usual snakey way. 

"UHM EXCUSE ME BITCH. SHE ASKED TO HELP ME" Hannah yelled back. 

"YOU SHOULDVE SAID NO" Rita yelled back. 

"WHAT TIME IS IT?!" Screeched Teddy as she jolted up from her sleeping plate. 

"Lunch..." Angel replied "WHERE AM I?!" She whisper yelled.


Rita huffed and rolled her eyes.

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Genevieve Selwyn was an ambitious girl...I mean of course she was, she's a Slytherin after all. She wanted greatness, power and everyone's envy and admiration. But one thing she wanted above all...was to piss off Theodore Nott. The two Hogwarts students had been at each others throats the moment they'd both been sorted into Slytherin. Enemies. Rivals. No punches were ever pulled when it came to them. Maybe if they said an insult so unforgivable, so cutting, so full of spite, it would finally damp down how attractive they found eachother.... *** Theo was shaking with barely restrained fury as he towered over her. His voice was eerily and ominously calm when he spoke. "Do you think its funny, Selwyn? That I had to watch that prick with his hands all over you? Did that amuse you?" His voice got louder as he spoke, slowly losing his composure. Genevieve's eyes flashed in defiance as she tilted her head up, fearless, unwavering. "If you don't want to watch, then close your fucking eyes", she bites back, her voice low and taunting. Theo eyes blaze with unbridled fury. He gripped her chin roughly in his hand pushing her back into the door making a huff of breath leave her lungs. "Fuck you, Genevieve. Fuck you and your big mouth and your stubborn streak a mile wide!"

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