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Last published Thu, Nov 9, 2017
Hope is not your average teenage girl in fact she is still decisive on if she is a girl or not cause honestly she would rather be a plant or a frog or a whale....whales are so amazing like I dunno why I love them so much okay that is not why you guys are here...priye they aren't here to listen to your weird obsession over whales get over yourself...okay sorry...any who
Hope really really hates life and humans and dogs and the weather the only thing she actually likes is her family and best friend and hollup hollup hollup....
If you are here and you have read hwc put your hands up...okay I see you and you young lady why are you asleep in class! that's a detention for you. Okay as I was saying if you haven't read it I think you should it's like just a lil some some if you get what I'm saying, so go read now shoo get outta my classroom you condom slip ups and irrelevant scums.
Love ya bye
...This was the worst about the book ever...shut up common sense I don't need your sass right now.
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She is the newbie, most people hate her but some people love her. She is complicated and very hard to understand but when you get to know her you find out it's a mystery I planned to come to this school to be the quiet, unnoticed, never bullied, lonely and not so friendly girl But everything changed when I got three best friends and met the most amazing boy in the world Am I gonna follow my boring and lonely plan?? Am I still gonna be daddy's baby?? Or am I gonna live my life to the fullest
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