Book of roasts!
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This has been inspired by my 8 year old sister who asked me a question; "if someone says you farted what would you say?" I answered with a roast/comeback(?) that I searched up on the internet just a few seconds after she asked it. That's when I decided to make this book. Enjoy~ =}
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