Hello,this is my second book. This ''book'' is things 'bout HP jokes,rants,one shots,.......bla bla.I take requests,i even recommend books,i spend most of my time reading than writing!

Hocus Pocus, həʊkəsˈpəʊkəs/noun *meaningless talk or activity, typically designed to trick someone or conceal the truth of a situation.* Extended summary inside Female oc/Tony Stark Crossover H.Potter/Marvel The Avengers [1] Book 1 in the Hocus Pocus series

❝why is everyone so..?❞ in which stella black and the rest of hogwarts get out of their awkward stage. @𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞

"𝙞'𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙩, 𝘼𝙪𝙧𝙤𝙧𝙖. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚." 𝘼𝙨 𝙬𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙢𝙮 𝙏𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧, 𝙢𝙮 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙. 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙮. "𝙎𝙤, 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨𝙠, 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙?" 𝘈𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘢 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘰𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦..

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!

𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑜 𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 | 𝑠𝑚𝑢̈𝑡 "Mine. Completely fucking mine, understood?" She never really knew him, even though he knew her like the back of his hand. - photo: @maiazlife (pinterest)

"𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐘, 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍, 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐄?" "𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍? 𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃! 𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑." harry potter x oc short story

"You're not fun, Hermione! You're not very spontaneous!" "I can be fun!" "Prove it! Do something crazy!" "Fine!" In which Hermione goes on to to prove Ron wrong, and leave the school gaping, Harry with a headache, Ginny alarmed and Draco Malfoy wide eyed, with her action.

Sequal to "Harry and Hermione it started early"