Honest book review -includes rewards

Wait! hold on! before you skip to the next book, do you write books?
oh so you do? so how many votes do you have? Is it discovered yet? well doesn't matter... in this book, we don't judge you, we help you!
I see you're still reading? you're curious aren't you? well you're lucky my friend that you found this book, come on and participate, it will help your book a lot ! trust me :)
you still reading.... What else do you want me to say?! well, I could tell you about the rewards but .... XD that would ruin the surprise.