Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓
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Screw you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category.
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All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true...
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Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME.
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This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to read the first two by any means (although they're pretty hilarious if I do say so myself).
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The fourth book is now up!
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I also have a "Weird Things I Heard in Life" series if you wanna check that out!
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*THERE WILL PROBABLY BE CUSSING IN THIS BOOK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*
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[#65 in Humor as of 2/8/18]
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