Laryngitis Spray

I was working as a security guard sitting in my when an office lady across from came up and commented "someone should invent laryngitis spray because her coworker was getting on her nerves. I said I'll write a poem about that, and I showed it to her in less than an hour. It put her in a good mood for the rest of the day. *note: laryngitis is "inflammation of the larynx. often resulting in loss of voice."
These collection of poems are usually sarcastic, humorous, sometimes job related etc