The Blue People and Other Utter Nonsense
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Complete, First published Sep 30, 2017
Famous rock stars back from the dead and teaching college courses? We got it! An assassin trying to kill his rival? We got it! A journalist investigating some strange cult and finding something far scarier than he could have ever expected? We got it and more! Join us as we delve into the strange satirical world of Stan McClintock in The Blue People and Other Utter Nonsense. It's a strange and often very ridiculous and nonsensical journey where things are never as they seem.
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