The random life.
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A scout from Reskuskout Headquarters that has suffered serious brain damage. He now understands complete chaos and how Chaos is just extremely difficult science. He now tells the recipes to make things in the world of chaos. He now explains how to make things in the break room. Recording his entries and posting them here on wattpad, he hopes to entertain many.
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