Not your shot of Tequila

| Highest Rank: #49 in ChickLit as of 28/01/2018 |

"Petty must be your middle name."

"It's okay, you can still admire me," she winked.

"Whatever you say, Einstein," he smirked on the outside while he held his breath- waiting for her to catch his drift... but then

"It's Kowalski, not Einstein, you moron. Don't you think we talk or rather laugh too much while having sex? And who the hell started this sex on the floor thing; carpet burns are real, bitch."

"Ahuvati," he sighed, "you're not just petty, you're also clueless as fuck."

"You know that when you start spouting shit in Hebrew, it all goes way up my head. You can call me a dick or a whore or a pig or even a fucking dinosaur for all I know and I won't even know-mmh." He shut her up with a kiss, stifling his own laughter. He loved her to pieces but she drew him insane- like the really batshit crazy type of insane!

Aleksandra Kowalski, with a 'k' and an 's', can be many things: petty, thirty, a florist, meh type of Godmother and a complete imbecile.

Lucas Einstein, with no 'k' and just an 's', can be a pest to his siblings and the most favorite teacher of the cute little monsters at the kindergarten he teaches at.

Happy to not have an apeshit dinosaur running after them from the dreaded past, they're happy.

But do dinosaurs really run?

Or the $10 question- for they don't have a million- is: can only the past possess the power to break you?

With no secrecy or hidden lies in between them, shouldn't they be invincible? But every couple does have their ups & downs, right?

Hmm... Maybe these two will have 'rights' & 'lefts' then, well because Polish is LTR and Hebrew RTL, duh!

*Extended synopsis inside