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Not your shot of Tequila

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Reads 373
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Parts 9
Time 2h 26m

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| Highest Rank: #49 in ChickLit as of 28/01/2018 |

"Petty must be your middle name."

"It's okay, you can still admire me," she winked.

"Whatever you say, Einstein," he smirked on the outside while he held his breath- waiting for her to catch his drift... but then

"It's Kowalski, not Einstein, you moron. Don't you think we talk or rather laugh too much while having sex? And who the hell started this sex on the floor thing; carpet burns are real, bitch."

"Ahuvati," he sighed, "you're not just petty, you're also clueless as fuck."

"You know that when you start spouting shit in Hebrew, it all goes way up my head. You can call me a dick or a whore or a pig or even a fucking dinosaur for all I know and I won't even know-mmh." He shut her up with a kiss, stifling his own laughter. He loved her to pieces but she drew him insane- like the really batshit crazy type of insane!

Aleksandra Kowalski, with a 'k' and an 's', can be many things: petty, thirty, a florist, meh type of Godmother and a complete imbecile.

Lucas Einstein, with no 'k' and just an 's', can be a pest to his siblings and the most favorite teacher of the cute little monsters at the kindergarten he teaches at. 

Happy to not have an apeshit dinosaur running after them from the dreaded past, they're happy. 

But do dinosaurs really run? 

Or the $10 question- for they don't have a million- is: can only the past possess the power to break you? 

With no secrecy or hidden lies in between them, shouldn't they be invincible? But every couple does have their ups & downs, right?

Hmm... Maybe these two will have 'rights' & 'lefts' then, well because Polish is LTR and Hebrew RTL, duh!

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MorningStar by cord3liaa

Olivia Morningstar just wants to live a normal life. As an actress though, her life is anything but and although she doesn't let it faze her, the attention is sometimes sickening and that's why she tries to live her life on the low. She got cheated on. Angry but not hurt. Throw in a mix of a careless little sister and a sick best friend and watch how these take a toll on her life. Add a shit ton of paparazzi and a secret case the man she's interested in is working on and her life isn't so much private anymore. ~~~ He breaks the kiss as he looks directly at me, no doubt memorizing what I look like as he fingers the fuck out of me. "Be mine?" He asks. "I-I thought that was... wasn't until the first date," I whisper, not knowing where my sighs ended and his started. We're so close that I'm sure I'm inhaling his exhale and vice versa, with none of us giving a fuck about it. "Can't wait." He breathes out, slipping his index finger too, stroking faster and deeper and I grip the bedsheets tighter, waves of pleasure taking control as I groan with eyes shut, coming close. "Be mine?" He asks again and I could feel his eyes still trained on me. Unable to speak, I nod. "Words, Olivia. Words." "I- uh, fuck it, yes, I'll be yours," I reply with a hoarse voice, a voice I can't recognize. I let my hands go up to his hair, removing the band that held it together, so it'll fall in soft waves and I can run my hand through it freely. "Then, I think I'm also yours." [Word count: 85,000-90,000] Trigger warning: ~Sexual assault. ~Mentions of violence. ~Mature Language. ~Sexual content. ~Mentions of suicide.

I'm Not a Slut, I Swear by apathetic-avidity

I wrote this to focus on the crazy difference between the standards of a male versus the standards of a female. Alice cheated on her boyfriend who now hates her and will stop at nothing to ruin her reputation. No, wait...the whole school hates her. How does the girl thought of as a "slut" find love again? Trick question. She doesn't. So why not focus on destroying the boy who destroyed her instead? •cursing• •mature theme• #45 ChickLit #507 Romance

Air Conditioning by sleepingisnice

"From paper fights to fuzzy peaches to weddings for scissors. From fruit snacks to grounders to canned souls. From special days to jumping jacks to a dwarf named Gnome. A day in our messed up thuglyfe is never boring. Except for Mondays. Mondays are (almost) always boring." From three non-heroic narrators, with the odd occasional honourary guest, comes a story about the life of your non-average AC student. Because nothing in AC is average. If that doesn't compel you to read then... "We've got a pet toucan. And I was taught never to tell a lie." P.S., from Ella, that's Ally's summary of some crap. It sounds like a book summary doesn't it? Here's an honest summary. This is our life. Like a shared journal. So don't judge. Yenno why? Because this is life, and if you judge, you're stupider than Jupiter. :) 'Kay? 'Kay. Also on the cover you probably noticed three figures. That was not a coincidence at all, because when I found it I wanted to use it and it was just even more amazing when there were three of us and three figures. So I decided I was the acorn, if you hadn't noticed how the names go in order and the drawings go in order. So I assume that makes Brett the porcupine and Alyssa the squirrel or whatever. So yeah. Either I'm the acorn or the squirrel, that's my decision. But yeah. -"Ella"

Extra Ever After by khushii700

Ahana Arora a 22 year old talented and beautiful women ..trying to fit in over social damsels society . Being an antisocial introvert who can kick anybody's ass with mocking them with her sarcasm ..struggling her life with her twin sister and abusing mom . A confusing past and with no hope of any good future. What will she do when her Not so perfect fairytale comes crashing down and she wakes up tied to a chair and a handsome man standing in front , looking at her . Uh. Ohhh _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-__-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ ROLLER COASTER RIDE is about to start hold your seats... and yell when you get to a twist or turn..*winks* _________________________________________________________________ This is my first book .Share your reviews and give votes and views. This is a work of total fiction. Any resemblance to actual person , living or dead , locales and establishments are entirely coincidental. °•°°•°•°•°°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°°°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°° °I am editing this book right now so ignore the grammatical mistakes.... •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°• (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ °°°Hugs°°°

Glass Lotus by ReginahShadreck

"Please Nick I'm begging you let's try and work things out you can't do this to Liam and I", I say as I'm on my knees and beg him but he doesn't even look at me and pushes me and I land flat on my butt just then Liam rushes in and shouts "daddy don't hurt mommy I'm the one that drew on your papers and not her, I'm so sorry daddy please forgive ", my baby cries and my heart shatters."I'm not your father you little twit don't you ever call me that!", Nick yells and my baby and I get up and slap him right across the face . "don't you ever talk to my son like that you son of a bitch he's just a child!", I yell at him .He slaps me so hard I fall to the ground", Yes he is a child but he isn't mine!",he shouts at me and walks away. Wise men say that only fools rush into love but guess what I'm the fool. Never did I ever think I'd regret it . I had everything a husband that loved me , money and all the luxury I could think of but who would have thought that I'd distaste having all these things. I can't have children and my husband cheated on me my family disowned me because I handed over our company to my husband but can you blame me, I was helplessly in love

my love is mine all mine by _my_fictional_world_

Y/n:"I can't do this David. Marriage... it's not for us. Not for me." David:(with unwavering intensity) "You think you can walk away, pretend this isn't real? No. I've seen the future, and it has only one truth-us. I don't care how long it takes or what it costs. I will fight every doubt, every fear, until the only answer left is 'yes.' Because you and I, we don't just belong together-we're fate." . . . . . . My first story so if there's any mistake please ignore it I will try to improve it💕💕 Description* This is not a real story as it's only a fictional based.

Us When 🩶 by anjiwriteouts

From me when turns to us when 🩶 Seeing him unmoved, I add, "You better move your ass from here before my man shows up or before i get more irritated by your presence and register the bullet in your skull." With that, he removes his helmet, revealing himself to be Sanath. I've heard about him riding bikes but never seen it before. He proudly smirks and remarks, "My man, I like that, my little tigeress ," teasingly. There goes my feminine power to grave,the irritation turns into heat, rushing to my cheeks. Who says that at gunpoint? Lowering my gun and trying to control my blush, I extend my arm for the extra helmet, saying, "I didn't know you rode bikes during the day too." Usually, when he's feels down, he rides at night to avoid paparazzi attention. *************************************************** What happens when you thought it was one side but turns to be double sided... Ranjini or Jini ... 20 years, Plays violin as passion Overthinker Rude for rude people, soft to family and friends and to a particular person his name does start with S Sanath or Sanu.... 24 years old , Piano expert, ceo of SH entertainment Teases her kiddo so she gets irritated and speaks to him Has been her's from the day she was born. Join their journey to know them better....

All The Little Lights by katedayn09

"You are kidding me, right?" I asked, narrowing my eyes. "Do I seem like I am kidding?" "No, you don't. But I also don't feel that I will listen to you." I said, giving him my infamous innocent smile Me!!! Clean his shoes?!! Who in the hell does he think he is?!! "You will. These shoes are limited edition pieces of one of the world's most expensive brands. Being the gentleman I am, I am not making you buy me a new one. I need you to clean it. Simple." "Do I look like I care? Oh..Look..my cup of care is empty." I said, motioning to the now empty coffee cup in my hands. He looked at me, then to my hands. Slowly, he nodded his head in understanding. Next thing I know, I am drenched in water, and he is closing the water bottle in his hands. I looked at him with my mouth agape. "You're right. I can see your cup of care is empty, but, seems like it is brimming with arrogance." With that, he walked away while I stood there thinking of a thousand torturous ways to kill him. Fantastic!! Just another addition to my list of paybacks. ------------------------------------- They two are nothing but mere strangers put together by the hands of fate, and they couldn't help but have to bear the unwanted presence of each other in their life, a little longer. After all, what could possibly go wrong? Sit back and enjoy, for this is going to be one hell of a ride ;) **************** Rated mature. *contains violence

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MorningStar

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