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Not your shot of Tequila

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Parts 9
Time 2h 26m

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| Highest Rank: #49 in ChickLit as of 28/01/2018 |

"Petty must be your middle name."

"It's okay, you can still admire me," she winked.

"Whatever you say, Einstein," he smirked on the outside while he held his breath- waiting for her to catch his drift... but then

"It's Kowalski, not Einstein, you moron. Don't you think we talk or rather laugh too much while having sex? And who the hell started this sex on the floor thing; carpet burns are real, bitch."

"Ahuvati," he sighed, "you're not just petty, you're also clueless as fuck."

"You know that when you start spouting shit in Hebrew, it all goes way up my head. You can call me a dick or a whore or a pig or even a fucking dinosaur for all I know and I won't even know-mmh." He shut her up with a kiss, stifling his own laughter. He loved her to pieces but she drew him insane- like the really batshit crazy type of insane!

Aleksandra Kowalski, with a 'k' and an 's', can be many things: petty, thirty, a florist, meh type of Godmother and a complete imbecile.

Lucas Einstein, with no 'k' and just an 's', can be a pest to his siblings and the most favorite teacher of the cute little monsters at the kindergarten he teaches at. 

Happy to not have an apeshit dinosaur running after them from the dreaded past, they're happy. 

But do dinosaurs really run? 

Or the $10 question- for they don't have a million- is: can only the past possess the power to break you? 

With no secrecy or hidden lies in between them, shouldn't they be invincible? But every couple does have their ups & downs, right?

Hmm... Maybe these two will have 'rights' & 'lefts' then, well because Polish is LTR and Hebrew RTL, duh!

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YOU NEVER EXPECT by joy_bliry

"I'm the most eligible bachelor of America I'm a billionaire and you're rejecting me" "YES" "Tell me what you want I'll give you anything" " Anything?" "Yes" "I want money" I want money. These words hurt me so much. She's also like others just behind money. Golddigger. Why had I thought that she is different ? But why do I care? I only want this marriage for 18 months. AGE:24 An arrogant possessive billionaire married a girl for his family house. As the house is the last thing of his family. He has lost his parents when he was just 6 His bad past is the cause of his cold behavior. AGE:18 A middle class girl came abroad far from her family to study on scholarship. She had to agree to him because of her need of money for her mother's surgery. She is intelligent, caring, responsible but at the same time childish and clumsy also. She can bright anyone's day. A ray of light in his dark life. Will he be ever able to understand her? Or it'll be too late to regret? He don't like when someone talk back to him but she does He hurt her but she cared for him Will he realize his mistake or his past will ruin their life? Story which will make you happy sad laugh and cry at same time There's more to explore inside it. Read and find out Because what'll happen YOU NEVER EXPECT

Us When 🩶 by anjiwriteouts

From me when turns to us when 🩶 Seeing him unmoved, I add, "You better move your ass from here before my man shows up or before i get more irritated by your presence and register the bullet in your skull." With that, he removes his helmet, revealing himself to be Sanath. I've heard about him riding bikes but never seen it before. He proudly smirks and remarks, "My man, I like that, my little tigeress ," teasingly. There goes my feminine power to grave,the irritation turns into heat, rushing to my cheeks. Who says that at gunpoint? Lowering my gun and trying to control my blush, I extend my arm for the extra helmet, saying, "I didn't know you rode bikes during the day too." Usually, when he's feels down, he rides at night to avoid paparazzi attention. *************************************************** What happens when you thought it was one side but turns to be double sided... Ranjini or Jini ... 20 years, Plays violin as passion Overthinker Rude for rude people, soft to family and friends and to a particular person his name does start with S Sanath or Sanu.... 24 years old , Piano expert, ceo of SH entertainment Teases her kiddo so she gets irritated and speaks to him Has been her's from the day she was born. Join their journey to know them better....

Teachers pet √√ by xdxgirly15

" Julian Henry my office now" the wrath of professor Monroe's voice struck through the hall way like a ball of lighting. This was the time Julian knew there was no turing back from what has happened, she knew her parents would skin her alive if they heard about this. Julian knew she would be an outcast to the henry family... Other wise know as "the family of greater success"... Well that's what the teachers call them anyways. " I swear I didn't mean for it to happen professor Monroe, it was a mistake" Julian shyly acknowledged in a low toned voice as she twiddled with her now broken nail. " A mistake!! well miss henry if you consider making out with a student in the hall way a mistake, then why the hell would u do it?" professor Monroe raged walking back and forth in his office with a face of an angry lion ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michale Monroe: a very intelligent teacher of English literature, found out his wife was cheating a day before he met his life universe Julian Henry: a 17 year old girl grown to perfection by her parents but, took a turn for the worst when she was raped at 15 by someone who she never suspected Will these two be the perfect match for each other, or will their destiny fall under a net? Read to find out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (18+) mature content 😶 ©copyrighted Don't copy my book 😤 NB dxdgirly15 was my first acc that I deleted so if you see most of my covers with dxdgirly15 on them its still me☺. Started ➖ 08.28.2020 Ended ➖ 10.20.2020

All The Little Lights by katedayn09

"You are kidding me, right?" I asked, narrowing my eyes. "Do I seem like I am kidding?" "No, you don't. But I also don't feel that I will listen to you." I said, giving him my infamous innocent smile Me!!! Clean his shoes?!! Who in the hell does he think he is?!! "You will. These shoes are limited edition pieces of one of the world's most expensive brands. Being the gentleman I am, I am not making you buy me a new one. I need you to clean it. Simple." "Do I look like I care? Oh..Look..my cup of care is empty." I said, motioning to the now empty coffee cup in my hands. He looked at me, then to my hands. Slowly, he nodded his head in understanding. Next thing I know, I am drenched in water, and he is closing the water bottle in his hands. I looked at him with my mouth agape. "You're right. I can see your cup of care is empty, but, seems like it is brimming with arrogance." With that, he walked away while I stood there thinking of a thousand torturous ways to kill him. Fantastic!! Just another addition to my list of paybacks. ------------------------------------- They two are nothing but mere strangers put together by the hands of fate, and they couldn't help but have to bear the unwanted presence of each other in their life, a little longer. After all, what could possibly go wrong? Sit back and enjoy, for this is going to be one hell of a ride ;) **************** Rated mature. *contains violence

Ice cream, Teasing and Awkward Situations by miadaley17

Mia Collins just wanted to get through her senior year of high school with as minimal awkward situations as possible. However, that's kind of hard to do when you have a narcissistic arch-nemesis who's hell-bent on ruining your life. From the moment he laid eyes on her, he seemed to take an immediate dislike. After all, it only took a measly few hours of knowing her for him to kick a soccer ball right at her unsuspecting 11-year-old face. Though they did not know it then, this iconic moment would mark the beginning of what felt like a lifelong feud. Six years later and their mutual hatred for one another is still very much alive and kicking. She despised him, and he despised her and that's the way it always would be. But what happens when sparks fly, and stomachs flutter? Will someone break the eternal feud? One's thing for sure- Mia will definitely not be the one to break. ----------------------------------------- If you're looking for a hilarious, light-hearted teen-fiction book, with a whole load of embarrassing situations, this is the read for you. Follow Mia and Ethan on their journey from hate to love. ---------------------------------------- Warning: The second-hand embarrassment in this book can be incredibly severe at times. ---------------------------------------- THIS BOOK IS COPY-RIGHT PROTECTED! DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TAKE THIS WORK AND PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE. ---------------------------------------- Highest ranks: #1 in Teen fiction-August 28, 2020 #1 in Enemies -August 31, 2020 #1 in Young adult- September 5, 2020 #2 in Humor - September 12, 2020

Glass Lotus by ReginahShadreck

"Please Nick I'm begging you let's try and work things out you can't do this to Liam and I", I say as I'm on my knees and beg him but he doesn't even look at me and pushes me and I land flat on my butt just then Liam rushes in and shouts "daddy don't hurt mommy I'm the one that drew on your papers and not her, I'm so sorry daddy please forgive ", my baby cries and my heart shatters."I'm not your father you little twit don't you ever call me that!", Nick yells and my baby and I get up and slap him right across the face . "don't you ever talk to my son like that you son of a bitch he's just a child!", I yell at him .He slaps me so hard I fall to the ground", Yes he is a child but he isn't mine!",he shouts at me and walks away. Wise men say that only fools rush into love but guess what I'm the fool. Never did I ever think I'd regret it . I had everything a husband that loved me , money and all the luxury I could think of but who would have thought that I'd distaste having all these things. I can't have children and my husband cheated on me my family disowned me because I handed over our company to my husband but can you blame me, I was helplessly in love

my love is mine all mine by _my_fictional_world_

Y/n:"I can't do this David. Marriage... it's not for us. Not for me." David:(with unwavering intensity) "You think you can walk away, pretend this isn't real? No. I've seen the future, and it has only one truth-us. I don't care how long it takes or what it costs. I will fight every doubt, every fear, until the only answer left is 'yes.' Because you and I, we don't just belong together-we're fate." . . . . . . My first story so if there's any mistake please ignore it I will try to improve it💕💕 Description* This is not a real story as it's only a fictional based.

Little Nerdy Nightmare by Geekyqueeen

"You really think I'm playing around?" He grounds at me through gritted teeth and he takes a step closer and I begin to move back. "I gave you a strict instruction and you disobeyed, you chose to rebel." There is about one zillion comeback running through my head, but my brain only focuses on the man whose green eyes has somehow turn into black because he is mad at me. "Do you know what happens to rebellious people?" I keep moving back until my back hit the wall and I hiss out in frustration. I swallow hard and try not to look at him, pissing him off would be a good thing when we aren't the only ones in the whole house. "Do you?!" He demands with a roar. "No, I don't. Tell me." I say, hiding the trembling of my voice as I look up at him. He takes a firm step close to stand intimately close to me, his height making me feel like a little child. "They get punished."

Dad's best friend secret baby by Bethel435

I committed the ultimate betrayal. Instead of helping my best friend's daughter, I claimed her innocence and got her pregnant. After a few years I had gone back to visit my lifelong friend. By then, I had built my tech empire in NYC and was in search for a special-needs-nanny for my 3-year-old daughter suffering from selective mutism. My friend suggested his daughter, a childhood education graduate. The unspoken rule was obvious; keep my hands off his daughter. But then I laid eyes on her... She was the one whose legs were wrapped around me just the night before. And the one whose luscious body I had wildly devoured. She's half my age and every man's dirty fantasy. I tried keeping my distance, but she was like a wildfire consuming my self-control. And the only person to bring my daughter's smile and speech back. Now she is pregnant, and I will stop at nothing to claim her as mine, even if it means losing my best friend.

In love with my bully? 💣 🔞 | Harry Styles AU | ON HOLD by esmeralik1D

One HIGH SCHOOL, Two STUDENTS One a HOT JOCK The other an AWKWARD NERD Both HATE each other UNTIL, One DAY, Everything CHANGES LOVE awakens... And SPARKS flies... But will LOVE ever be ENOUGH to keep them TOGETHER? ☡ Not so Typical love story, Just saying... ¤¤¤ ☡☢☡DISCLAIMER: Graphic languages, alcohol/drug use and explicit sexual content. Self harm and depressing thoughts. Read at your own risk

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YOU NEVER EXPECT cover

Us When 🩶 cover

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In love with my bully? 💣 🔞 | Harry Styles AU | ON HOLD cover

YOU NEVER EXPECT

"I'm the most eligible bachelor of America I'm a billionaire and you're rejecting me" "YES" "Tell me what you want I'll give you anything" " Anything?" "Yes" "I want money" I want money. These words hurt me so much. She's also like others just behind money. Golddigger. Why had I thought that she is different ? But why do I care? I only want this marriage for 18 months. AGE:24 An arrogant possessive billionaire married a girl for his family house. As the house is the last thing of his family. He has lost his parents when he was just 6 His bad past is the cause of his cold behavior. AGE:18 A middle class girl came abroad far from her family to study on scholarship. She had to agree to him because of her need of money for her mother's surgery. She is intelligent, caring, responsible but at the same time childish and clumsy also. She can bright anyone's day. A ray of light in his dark life. Will he be ever able to understand her? Or it'll be too late to regret? He don't like when someone talk back to him but she does He hurt her but she cared for him Will he realize his mistake or his past will ruin their life? Story which will make you happy sad laugh and cry at same time There's more to explore inside it. Read and find out Because what'll happen YOU NEVER EXPECT