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How to Tell if You're a True Murican

thenorthernpotato

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Reads 215
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Parts 8
Time <5 mins

thenorthernpotato

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Who better to explain to you how to tell if someone is American than the true Murican herself?



Nobody. There is nobody better.All Rights Reserved

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Descent by maxine247

Many things fall. Such as heros. All heros eventually fall. Some because of a villian. But America? No, this hero was falling to something else. Something worst. Something more painful. He was falling to those he thought we're his friends and family. ----------------------------------------------------------------- You would think that he was one of the happiest people you would ever know. But that's a lie. America- no- Alfred was hurting. He was taking one to many hits. The pain was getting out of control. Everything was spiraling downwards. And America was desending further into depression. Warning: Self harm, depression, anxiety, eating disorders. Adopted from @The-Schuyler-Sisters

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(Sequel to Strong, Truly Strong) Rise: Move from a lower position to a higher one. The countries now knew that America was strong. They knew that Alfred had been through a lot. He had hit his lowest because of them in the past. They had done that to him and he still wasn't very much comfortable around some of them. He still had some trust issues and after an incident, North America, especially him were trying to ignore their fathers. But you know what? He was gonna rise. Rise up. Rise up from the pain of the past. From the insults he had faced off with. From this low point. And the countries were gonna watch him. There was no doubt that he would rise up. After all, whatever life through at America. He would still. Rise

Alfred's Book of Secrets by OliviaGuardabascio

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America x Reader : Jealous Much? by bliztbika

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The Hero by AngstCandy

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Do It All Again (USUK) by hetaliatrashx

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Crazy Little Americans by whyisrussia745

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Descent

Many things fall. Such as heros. All heros eventually fall. Some because of a villian. But America? No, this hero was falling to something else. Something worst. Something more painful. He was falling to those he thought we're his friends and family. ----------------------------------------------------------------- You would think that he was one of the happiest people you would ever know. But that's a lie. America- no- Alfred was hurting. He was taking one to many hits. The pain was getting out of control. Everything was spiraling downwards. And America was desending further into depression. Warning: Self harm, depression, anxiety, eating disorders. Adopted from @The-Schuyler-Sisters