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cookies | spam book 01

FloatingAboveDreams

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Reads 2,436
Votes 160
Parts 171
Time 36m

FloatingAboveDreams

awkward daily funny random stories updates weird

Shhhhh......
I SAID SILENCE..
WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?
...
Oh...wait...I'm the only one screaming...

WELP, HERES THE NEW UPDATE ON MY MISERABLE LIFE: "I can't keep my mouth shut when nobody's even talking in the first place."

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
-Creepy giggling and a wide grin-
Hehe~All Rights Reserved

awkward daily funny random stories updates weird

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Love Moderately by serenalovespizza

This is the diary of me, Lina. I'm just a normal teenager... or am I? Nothing really happens in my life... except people seem to think I'm a stalker, I procrastinate too much, and weird guys keep liking me. And I can't stop liking this one guy. By the way, this isn't a story. This is literally my diary. I try to update as early as I can, but I also have school and homework, so don't expect updates everyday. *Update 11/9/2014 I have now checked the book as completed! I am now starting book 2 in The Diary of this Weird Teenage Girl series! *starts clapping, and cheering* *occasional cat call* Fan me for updates!

I Got You ~Ticci Toby x Reader~ by itzxsophia

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𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢? [✔] {Jeff the Killer x Gender Neutral Reader} by Lesbesbean

In order to save your life, Slenderman does what he swore he'd never do - he makes you his proxy. Little did you know how much it would change your life... - - - The reader is kept gender-neutral throughout the whole story and smut chapters always have two versions (one for male and one for female anatomy). Tldr; this is a creepypasta x reader fanfic, let's not take it *too* seriously. Characters here are probably very OOC, I shaped them as I wish to create a fun story ;3

MaNan SS - SOMEONE UNKNOWN [✔] by StarShineSamthaan

"Shh...." She placed her finger on my lips to shush me! Like what?! Wasn't she scared?! "Hey! It's dark! Aren't you scared?!" She just laughed! She looked so cute! But wait. my question was not funny at all! We were here, stuck inside the class! We were alone! I expected her to be scared but this girl was really surprising me! "Scared..? Why?" "Well you are with me all alone here.. what if I do something bad to you?" I smirked! But okay that was just a joke to scare her a little but her answer surprised me even more! "I know you! I know you won't..!" *** Horror! Mystery! Suspense! Thriller! Get ready for a New Adventure!!

Le Gasp The Club by _Baby_Bitch__

If you say le gasp you are welcome here. You will not be criticized or punished for your choice of language here. Le gasp is accepted among us members of society. If you say Le gasp as well, I welcome you with open arms to join us. You are home now my children. Let us embrace. {Basically me venting bout life and my chisme} (This is really for fun, if you want to have some too then please join the family!) [slow, unsteady updates] #9: random thoughts #38: tagging #34: community #2: legasp

{Not so} Daily whines by calumandco

some {Not so} Daily whines, diary entries and/or ranty chapters that I'm gracing the world of Wattpad with that are in fact 100% true some parts are funny, some sad and some just me spilling my weirdness into a chapter because why the f not so sit back, relax, and enjoy the disastrously planned show don't forget to leave a cute comment on the way out ;) -L

creepypasta boyfriend series by pinkcristmastree

This book was made on qoutev when I was 15, do not fight me in the comments. I was 15 years old with mental health issues and hidding in the closet because I couldn't figure out what gender I was. This book is the definition of cringe, and the reason why kids should not have unrestrictions to the internet.

Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios by TrixxieTheGreat

Just your everyday average creepypasta boyfriend scenarios! I'm taking these off my Quotev account and posting them here on Wattpad now, so if the "update" chapters seem weird, that's why. I do apologise if things seem cringey and weird at first, I was sorta young when I first wrote these! Hopefully you can look past that and still enjoy it! Happy reading!

The Innocent Eyes (Jeff The Killer X Reader) by MusicIsGreat678

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The Amazing Adventures of a Socially Awkward Overthinker by bridge2enigma

This is a documentation of the amazingly awkward events in my life. Feel free to laugh, relate, or share your own awkward moments if you'd like. I've spent too much time feeling like I was the only one who was really socially awkward, so I'm here to let everyone know that you're not the only socially awkward penguin out there! And unlike some of my other stories, I will be updating this one VERY frequently...especially since awkward things happen to me on a daily basis. At least I'll never have writer's block with this one.

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Love Moderately

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