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How To Make Friends

-thepinkflamingos

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Reads 381
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Parts 3
Time <5 mins

-thepinkflamingos

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This is the ultimate number 1 book on how to make friends.




READER: BORINGGG TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!👏🏼








Yeah that's pretty much it.











WAIT I HAVE MORE!









This book will 100% guarantee that you won't gain any real friends as this book is not a book you should use in real life scenarios because if you do, you will be a lonely ass weirdo who will be lonely and never have friends. 

OUCH WOW WHY U GOTTA BE SO MEAN AUTHOR?

Heh I'm sorry that I'm not sorry cuz I'm a savAGE. 
Jks😂




Jokes aside.

This book is for comedic purposes and is a form of entertainment for readers who may want to loosen up and have a laugh. This is also going to have many SARCASTIC moments and MEMES as well as many more, so be prepared. BTW all the things I wrote before this paragraph is a joke so please don't take my weirdly insane mind the wrong way.

Thank you and enjoy.xAll Rights Reserved

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