••• "Doing anything this summer, gorgeous? Other than me of course." "I swear to all things holy, I will rip your dick off if you don't shut the fuck up Tozier." "That's hot." ••• OR ••• In which Natalia Woods hates the silence and Richie Tozier just LOVES to talk. ••• OR ••• In which Natalia Woods, local good girl gone secretly bad and daughter of the principal of Derry High School, finds comfort in Richie Tozier, local Trashmouth. Out of fear of the future and an unspoken silence, the most likely "unlikeliest" friendship is formed. ••• With a lot of innuendos, laughs, tears, heart breaks, and a children eating killer clown; Natalia's first summer in Derry is bound to be an interesting one. ••• I DO NOT OWN IT, I ONLY OWN THE CHARACTERS I CREATE IN MY FUCKED UP HEAD! •••