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So I'm a Vampire... Now What? - Book 2 (Original Version)

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Parts 64
Time 7h 33m

iamRodneyVSmith

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CURRENTLY BEING REWITTEN IN THE "HOW NOW TO VAMPIRE" SERIES
Everybody thinks they know what happened at the Hotel Astoria. They're so, so wrong...

I'm Bob, and I'm a vampire. I could lie and tell you that I'm a bonafide seventh-level badass vampire of the highest order, but then this would be a completely different story. What I want is for you to think of this as more of an "instructional manual" on how *not* to be a badass vampire. That kind of badassery takes training and a level of dedication that's just not my style, you know what I mean? 

If you do want to know how to piss off the nearest city of vampires (totally my fault), get the vampire Federali on your ass (me again), and be declared Vampire Enemy #1, then I'm just the guy you're looking for. Oh yeah, I'm also kinda-sorta-maybe-definitely dating my sworn enemy and she still might be looking to kill me at any moment, but I'm not taking responsibility for that hot mess. And I do mean hot in all of the wrong ways.

If you want to know about the Hotel Astoria, then skip right to the end, but if you want to know the other stuff... well, settle in.

BOOK 2 of CHASING THE SUN SERIES
sequel to SO I MIGHT BE A VAMPIREAll Rights Reserved

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