😂Funny Ass 5H And LM Shit😂

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Parts 190
Time 3h 12m

Reads 196,745
Votes 6,110
Parts 190
Time 3h 12m

Mature

bunch of 5H/CC/LMand other shit that'll make u laugh, I guess-


iF YoU DoN't rEaD THiS, I'LL pUT my Big tOE IN Yo' mOuF tONIgHT 

OR I'LL PUt My phAT DicK cOcK In YO NoZ

ZONT PLAI WIF MEH, THOTAll Rights Reserved

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