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I had once witnessed a TERRIBLE crime. A crime so terrible, that I won't ever ever be caught doing. It was so terrible, horrifying, devastating, disappointing, frustrating, depressing-

Okay I'll stop that, I'm not a walking talking Thesaurus

The crime was... 

Cheating.

In Exams.

Yup, I know terrible.

What? Don't judge me, kay? I'm a nerd.All Rights Reserved

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