You Can't Have A Good Game Without A Jumpscare [NOT UNDERTALE]

Sooooo... school ._.
I wrote this in language arts class, at SCHOOL, so this is only a short one-parter. And it will say stuff such as, "This is a draft". I do however, have a story coming up! I've already written a few chapters, and all I will say is, bootercups.
Honestly if you don't already know, I'm ashamed.
So, back on topic, this is meant to be a memoir. That's what the assignment was, anyway >w<
And it is a real story (duh), and the characters are real as well. And yes my name is in fact Sarah the Idiot.
OKIE
LETTUCE
BEGIN
RIGHT
NOW
OKAY
I
AM
*ahem* now.