X Reader Parodies
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Packed with completely non-serious works of fiction (more specifically, x readers); some are morbid, others just plain stupid. I strongly suggest you read the author's comment at the beginning of each chapter, as they provide insight into what you're reading, with additional content warnings.
I apologize in advance.
(edit 6/10/21: i initially made this when i was in like 6th grade please do not read it lol. there's a few good one-liners in there but most of it is just me being smarmy save yourself the secondhand embarrassment)
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