Originally in Awkward Moments with River Song. I deleted the story because I wanted to make it a little more on the PG side. Sorry for any confusion. I'll be uploading the rest of the ones I think are acceptable soon. Also: I will continue to do these one-shots, in case you were wondering. No clue when, but I will update. Also: Story name thought up by @RomioneGirl. I thought it was an awesome idea, so that's the title! :) .These stories are based on characters and situations created and owned by BBC and Steven Moffat. No money is being made from them and no infringement is intended. Cover by: @Agnitti