From how to change a diaper, to engineering for dummies, there is just about nothing that the writer's community has not been subjected to.
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, young and old, small and big, proud and insecure, within this assortment of delightful tales that will identify as a short-story, I hope you find pleasure of all kinds in them.
Pun-intended, this book will satisfy you and your little friends for at least .2 seconds. It's possibly been done before, but I've yet to see it, this little piece right here is called Balls-eye for reasons that only... mature people will understand.
Grab your popcorn, grab your rubbers, and grab that good ol' heroin needle if your'e into that sort of thing, because this story(ies) are going to blow your mind and your... other parts.
This is written from the perspective of several different male genitalia.
THIS PIECE IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. EXPLICIT CONTENT. NOT FOR AGES UNDER 16.
Enjoy!
Saving the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, catapults Jessica Red into a sea of magic, jewel heists, and world-saving adventure.
*****
After years of watching pirates fighting with the king's navy off the coast of Harvest Island, Jessica Red saves the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, and the two become fast friends. Little does she know, Ruben Kirk is only the first of three rookie pirates she'll meet during a whirlwind of sea-faring adventures - but when Jessica learns the corrupt King Mordred has plans to destroy her island home, can she convince them to help her save it?
("The Rookie Pirates" is Book 1 in "The Adventures of Jessica Red" trilogy.)
[[word count: 300,000-350,000 words]]