Subtle and Deranged Romantic Poetry.
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Last published Fri, Oct 6, 2017
Just a few of my humor/gag poems they are crude and probably should not be read by most people(Unless your also a weirdo) and if well you don't like them thats okay I still Love ya. These are just quick (Hopefully funny) dirty experimental writes so please don't take them too seriously.
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