Strategic Homeland Defence: The Middle Managers of Justice

Welcome to SHIELD, you may know us because we save the world or some shit, but you don't need to worry about that. The Avengers are all over the shot at the moment so we've decided to start a new sector to the SHIELD family, The 'MMJ': The Middle Managers of Justice. We need new heroes to go and fight the bad guys but we also need people who do fuck all to defend Homebase, recruit Super Humans and give them their payroll. Here at SHIELD we're happy to say, 'What other choice do you have?!'

So come on down and join today! Just come on down and look for the guy who should be stabbed with a sceptre but isn't, now!