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a collection of short stories, poems, and general sh*te.  don't have high expectations.  please note some of these are old as h*ck and don't apply to me any more, i might just think they're good. 



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G/T Oneshots by peculiargirl5

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Antiquities: A Short Story Collection by Nightfest

This is a collection of Shorts and unfinished pieces that I wrote and loved in days long past or had terminated prematurely. These are pieces that couldn't hold my attention or have been forgotten to time. I wanted to post them somewhere instead of letting them collect dust in my archives, because again, I loved them at some point. These have undergone edits for grammar and structure. From the years 2011 - 2016. Enjoy!

Broken ✓ (BoyxBoy) by ButteryBreadsticks

"Wait, you're gay?" I asked in confusion, scratching the back of my head. "Well duh. How oblivious are you?" "Well, I guess I'm pretty dumb, but my sexiness makes up for it." "Sure Hunter, whatever helps you sleep at night..." *** [Completed] Hunter just moved to a small city in Florida after his third suicide attempt, being forced to live with his aunt. After his first day at his new school, he has the whole football team hating him with his smart remarks, except for one quarterback who takes an interest in him. With his new therapist, his annoying aunt, and the hell hole he calls school, will Hunter be able to make it through the rest of high school, or will he forever be broken? --- This story contains romance between two boys. If you're not okay with that then I suggest you leave. I'm gonna go ahead and add a trigger warning, for suicidal themes, cutting, etc... Fair warning, this story is really poorly written. It's filled with plot holes, grammar errors, and everything else under the sun that makes a bad story. It pains me to reread it but it's like my own writing history so I don't want to take it down. It was written when I was 12, if that says anything, so keep that in mind before you read it! *** Highest rankings: 07/10/20 | #5 in Humor 02/09/20 | #5 in BxB 06/22/19 | #4 in SuicideAwareness 05/21/20 | #3 in GayLove 04/12/20 | #3 in UnlimitedPride 10/06/19 | #1 in Sarcasm 08/09/19 | #1 in GayFiction 08/17/19 | #1 in GayAf 09/28/19 | #1 in FreeTheLgbt 11/28/19 | #1 in TeenFiction 02/12/20 | #1 in Gayness --- Completed on 5/30/19

When He Got Married by ryanaureoholt

"It was the best orgasm I've ever had. It was so intense that for a second there, it felt like my soul would escape through my nipples." Luke and Daniel have been best friends since forever. When Daniel marries the love of his life, Alexander, Luke discovers new feelings, feelings he doesn't quite understand. While Daniel gets the job of his dreams and travels around the world, Luke meets Veronica and falls in love with her. When Daniel's marriage falls apart because of his work, Luke is already engaged. On the day of his wedding, Luke realizes what his feelings mean, but it's too late. Slowly and gradually, they grow apart, but when Luke finds a way out of his marriage, he reaches out to his best friend. Will Luke be able to confess his love for Daniel? Will Daniel be able to love a man he thought of as his brother? Read to find out what alcohol can do. [40,000 Words] #3 - GayMarriage - 02/24/21 #8 - GayRelationship - 10/28/20 #34 - GayCouple - 10/26/20 #208 - MaleXMale - 12/14/20 #234 - GayRomance - 12/14/20 #315 - GayFiction - 12/14/20 #396 - MxM - 12/14/20 #408 - ManXMan - 12/14/20 #541 - Bisexual - 12/14/20 #650 - WattPride - 12/14/20 #858 - LGBTQ - 12/13/20 #863 - GayLove - 12/14/20 #865 - LGBT - 12/13/20

Sweet As Sugar (BxB) [COMPLETED] by miss-shadows

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Holiday His Stories (BXB short stories) by sugainmytee

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