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,,- Agentko Analfabetka, zgłoś się! - usłyszała dziewczyna z ukrytej pod włosami słuchawce w uchu.
- KURWA NIE MOGĘ KSIĄDZ PYTA. - wyszeptała.
- Masz wezwanie stopnia trzeciego. - dodał rozmówca Lourdes. Zaniepokojona dziewczyna wstała z ławki i pobiegła w stronę drzwi.
- Gdzie się młoda damo wybierasz? - spostrzegł siedzący nauczyciel przy biurku.
- NATURA WZYWA. - tyle dała rady wykrzyczeć zestresowana nastolatka.
- Wracaj do ławki! - wskazał palcem miejsce dziewczyny.
- KSIĄDZ WIE JAK DZIAŁA KOBIECA FIZJOLOGIA?! JAK WYPŁYNIE TO WYPŁYNIE!!! - ryknęła, po czym wybiegła z klasy i sprintem wybiegła z budynku szkoły"

Książka została oceniona przez krytyków pozytywnie i jednoznacznie. Przyznano jej 9 na 10 gwiazdek (brak jednej gwiazdki za obecność Katy Perry).All Rights Reserved

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