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Book of F*cking Randomness

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book eight first five love nine one poem random randomness seven stupid tags three try two unrequited

A random book. 

Why are you even reading this? 
Please re-think your decision. 
All the choices you've made in your life have brought you here, why? Just to read this? Must be a "fun" life. 
Well, while you're here you'll find a lot of random fucking shit in the book just as the title states. How random? The randomness ranges from politics, poetry to day-to-day rants, recipes for fried eggs, words that mean nothing and much, much more. 
I have nothing else to say so have some random quotes that may or may not agree with my way of thinking:

"Marriage is like a coffin and every child is like a nail" - Homer Simpson

"It's not illegal, just frowned upon... Just like masturbating on an airplane" - Unknown 

"If you girlfriend is mad at you put a cape on her and tell her 'now you're Super Mad!', if she laughs marry her" - Me (not really)All Rights Reserved

book eight first five love nine one poem random randomness seven stupid tags three try two unrequited

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