Book of F*cking Randomness
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A random book.
Why are you even reading this?
Please re-think your decision.
All the choices you've made in your life have brought you here, why? Just to read this? Must be a "fun" life.
Well, while you're here you'll find a lot of random fucking shit in the book just as the title states. How random? The randomness ranges from politics, poetry to day-to-day rants, recipes for fried eggs, words that mean nothing and much, much more.
I have nothing else to say so have some random quotes that may or may not agree with my way of thinking:
"Marriage is like a coffin and every child is like a nail" - Homer Simpson
"It's not illegal, just frowned upon... Just like masturbating on an airplane" - Unknown
"If you girlfriend is mad at you put a cape on her and tell her 'now you're Super Mad!', if she laughs marry her" - Me (not really)
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