Alright, let's cut the personal stuff out! I'm Parker, Jimmy Parker...you noticed the little James Bond introduction there...and this is the story of my life. So basically, I'm guessing this is like a diary? Well let's call it a journal on my life, diary seems a bit too...how should I say? Girlish--not that I'm name slamming guys who like to call it that. Well I'm a twenty four year old college graduate, and you're probably thinking "Why is it now at this age you decide to have such a thing?" Well it all started yesterday when I went over to my best friend Louis's house to realize how interesting my life really is. So shall we begin?