Sirius Black is getting married!! Only he doesn't know it until an invitation to his own wedding plops on the doormat. Old-world tradition rears its ugly head as Sirius is drawn into a sink of lies, family feuds and a lot of drinking. Will he go through with it and become- gasp- a married man? Does James get his chance to be Best Man? Will Sirius ever remember what happened at the drag bar? You are cordially invited to find out! This fic contains lots of swears and rudies so if you're easily offended you've been warned!
16 parts