Kiss and Kill
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lui: tire!
moi: quoi?!
lui: tire putain !
moi: mais...
lui: bébé c'est lui ou moi !
En grande tapette que je suis, j'ai fermée les yeux et j'ai tirée au hasard
moi: aaaaaahhh.... paaaan
lui: mais t'es malade pourquoi t'as tiré ?!?!
moi: mais ... tu m'as dis..
lui: mais c'était du bluff !
moi: mais j'avais pas compris fallait me faire un clin d'œil !!!
lui:
moi: Il est mort ?!
lui: nan t'sais pas tiré!
J'vous laisse découvrir comment mon mari et moi on s'est retrouver dans cette situation, ma mère avait raison : les babtous c'est tous des malades!
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