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Star Trek, Another Generation. (Trek of a Lifetime!)

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ENTER THE WORLD OF STAR TREK LIKE YOU'VE (probably) NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!

"Captain Mclintrix rocks!" -Daily Goop.com-
"Another Generation is the best cash grab I've ever read!" -Matt Blucky (Trek Times)-
"This is the best Star Trek series ever! Uh...except for all the other ones." -Johnathan Fish (Toronto Star Trek)-
"Gregg Everman has copied a masterpiece!" -Bosh Media-
"Makes me want to hop in a Starship and fly out into outer space!" -Lewis Von Graham (Professional loser)-
"Makes me wish that there was such a Thing as a Starship to hop in and fly away on!" -Washington DC Comics-

Captain Donovan Mclintrix (the one and only), has been thrown in jail after doing something which turns out is illegal! (No way!) After spending a considerable amount of minutes rotting away in a dark and REALLY creepy dungeon, Mclintrix is freed by a rouge band of Klingons, led by the murderous and downright squirrelly General Silver Krag! Krag uses his dark powers of persuasion to force Mclintrix into turning on his own allies, which then forces his best friends: the crew of the starship Cowboy, to do the unthinkable!...

I couldn't even think up something for them to do; that's how unthinkable it is!

Star Trek, Another Generation is officially back! (Even though it was never even There in the first place! Can you beat all that!)

ALL ADVERTISEMENTS ARE JUST A JOKE. THERE ARE NO ACTUAL SPONSORS. (But dang! You sure wouldn't think so, would you!? I mean, who Wouldn't want to be a sponsor of Star Trek, Another Generation!)Public Domain

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Dip$hits in Space, season 1 by AdrianOzryth

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