My opinion on Undertale ships (???)

I saw someone do this, and based on how they wrote it, I had to get some steam off my chest. They wrote it so opinion based, barely talking about how odd the ships might be, or barely skimming over what might make the ship compatible. So, Imma just roast some shit up, and look at ships. Looking over their pros AND cons (wow look at me being reasonable)

Minor (probably not gonna stay minor) language warning.