Invader Zim: The Shameless Self Insert Fic
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Ongoing8m
Last published Tue, Jan 16, 2018
Hey you guys, so uh,
I have interesting news...?
Uh... Dib and Zim are here with me, in my house, for some stupid reason, and they're only like, nine or ten inches tall. Why? I don't know. I'm just writing down what happened, man. Don't get all weird about it.
But uh,
Yeah.
I don't know what is happening at all right now. I might need mental help.
Anyway, these two knuckleheads are going to tell me what happened from their point of view sometimes, so yeah. Uh, enjoy?
((Uh
So it's a fic
With me in it
Hopefully this doesn't turn out too cliche but it probably will oops))
((I got this idea from another fic I can't remember the name of so I'm piggybacking off of that one lol))
((The Invader Zim crew (at least Dib and Zim for now) show up at my house but they're really small for some reason and I feel like I have to hide them? For some reason? idk. aNYWAY))
((enjoy this big bag of battle tanks, headless clowns, and tiquitos. and crap. *Sherlock voice* Laterz~))
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