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The Daily (And Probably Detrimental) Stress of Itachi Uchiha

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Time 2h 5m

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Itachi's quit ANBU, Sasuke knows more than he lets on, Fugaku starts out calm but ends up insane, and Mikoto is the most awesome person ever. All of our most FAVORITE (notice the sarcasm) villains are little more than glorified bullies, and soon comes the rise of a mysterious organization (of course, the Hokage decides to put the poor ex-ANBU on the case). At least his favorite cousin, Shisui, decides to help out. All in a days work for Itachi Uchiha! OOCness galore!

[APPARENTLY I HAD ONLY PUBLISHED HALF OF ALL THE COMPLETED CHAPTERS AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT. THAT IS WHY THERE WAS A RANDOM UPDATE SPREE.]
[On hold. This is no longer an accurate reflection of my abilities as a writer, but if you think you'll like it, go ahead and read it.]
[I plan to put it through a serious amount of editing, but I doubt that will happen any time soon.]All Rights Reserved

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