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The Daily (And Probably Detrimental) Stress of Itachi Uchiha

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Itachi's quit ANBU, Sasuke knows more than he lets on, Fugaku starts out calm but ends up insane, and Mikoto is the most awesome person ever. All of our most FAVORITE (notice the sarcasm) villains are little more than glorified bullies, and soon comes the rise of a mysterious organization (of course, the Hokage decides to put the poor ex-ANBU on the case). At least his favorite cousin, Shisui, decides to help out. All in a days work for Itachi Uchiha! OOCness galore!

[APPARENTLY I HAD ONLY PUBLISHED HALF OF ALL THE COMPLETED CHAPTERS AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT. THAT IS WHY THERE WAS A RANDOM UPDATE SPREE.]
[On hold. This is no longer an accurate reflection of my abilities as a writer, but if you think you'll like it, go ahead and read it.]
[I plan to put it through a serious amount of editing, but I doubt that will happen any time soon.]All Rights Reserved

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J A D E by BonnieBBlue

The war is over. Yet, only one left alive is her. A girl, they never paid enough attention to. A girl, who is to be sent in time and change the whole history. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nothing. There is nothing left behind, but corpses scattered around. Blood. They are all dead, because once again, I have failed to save them. Once again, I disappointed everyone around me. Once again, I am the only one, who is left behind, alone. I thought, no, I believed that I have improved. I believed that I have changed, caught up to my peers, became strong enough to stand side-by-side with them. Yet, evidence is here, all around me. They are all dead, leaving me only one alive. I bite my bottom lip, fighting tears that are pooling in my eyes. I have failed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Story Rankings : #1 in #Sakura #1 in #SakuraHaruno #1 in #Shippuden #4 in #Akatsuki #1 in #Haruno #4 in #Konoha #71 in #Naruto

The Raven haired boy (Sasuke X Reader) by xx0mak

Hello! I'm new to writing fanfics and this is my first one! I'm fairly busy with school but I'll try to update it twice a week!! But for some description about yourself here it is. Also I wrote this description after I wrote the first 2 chapters so forget about the flower shop part 😭 Y/N Nara. Shikamarus little sister, your only 4 hours younger since he is your twin brother! Your chakura nature is well all! Your the best in wind style and earth style. Your in team 7 and your 14 same with the rest of them. Your sensei is still Kakashi and Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are all still in your team. The Uchia clan was still all murdered by Itachi but Sasuke found out the reason why he did it, which stoped him in his search of revenge. He still has the curse mark from orochimaru sadly. I'm not saying if he'll go in search of power though 😼 There is also 5 legendary Sanin in this Of cours there is Jiriaya, Tsunade, Orochimaru and the ones I've created are Kinsa and Ayaka. About Kinsa she summons about any animal besides Toad,Slug, Snake, and other farm animals! She will be introduced later on same with Ayaka. About Ayaka she summons a rhino like pain does. Except hers is more like a puppet. Sadly Ayaka is dead but somewhere along the lines a few people in team 7 will meet her. I also take suggestions so let me know!! I'm always way to lazy to find out how to spell stuff so bare with me 😭 Also to be clear I do not own any of these characters :)

The Ten Tailed Wolf (The BEST OF WATTIE'S 2017) by The_one_with_no_name

COMPLETED !!DISCLAIMER!! This was my first ever story that I have written and published on wattpad. I have never imagined it to ever go to 125k reads ever! That being said, I wrote it soo long ago. The grammar, the writing, everything about it is not exactly neatly done. Still, I hope you enjoy it! ...... It has been so long since I came to the hidden leaf, almost seven years now but it's not like I was dying to come back here. Oh the irony in what I just said. It's not like I have a family or a home here. My search for my brother turned out so wrong. What has started as a wish to have vengeance; has soon become a journey that I haven't expected. I found my true identity and along the way, I made friends who stayed by my side throughout all the hardships we faced together in this world. it is a harsh Shinobi world and it is easy to lose your way. To bring peace that is my ninja way! Disclaimer: If you wish to use any of my characters or created Jutsu/Dōjutsu please ask first! Thank you! The following Characters are my creation. Everything else belongs to the creators of Naruto. - Ran Idojawa. - the Idojawa Clan - Katara Bochu - Himawari Idojawa - Tsubaki Idojawa - Ume Idojawa - Fuuki Uchiha - Sumire Idojawa The following Jutsu and Dojustu are my own creation: - The Eimengan - Fukkatsu (healing) - Secret Art: Summoning of a Thousand Beast - Summoning of the ten tails. - Gedo: Eien no Tōitsu (eternal Reunification: Sealing Jutsu) - Gedo: Gyaku Shinboku ( Reverse God Tree) - Seishi no Kizuna no Jutsu (Life and Death Bond, a power wielded by the user of the Eimengan) - Kanzen'na Sakkaku (Genjustu the Perfect illusion)

The mask I've chosen by Iloveandhatewriting

Are you staying in Konoha? great. Can you say hi for me to a kid...? Don't worry it's impossible to miss him out. His hairs always reflect the light of the sun in them and his eyes can make you drown in the biggest of oceans. He also haves that beatiful smile. His biggest trait... You know what? Just search for a child that has the ability to make the brightest of stars jealous, because it'll never shine as purely as he does. Or will it? ...Poor soul. Has your sensei not thaught you to look beyond the deception? It turns out this boy is incredible at acting. I mean, always smiling with a broken heart isn't an easy task.. Yet, he does it on a daily basis, maybe for work, maybe for self protection. No one, maybe not even himself, has seen the scared boy that hides behind the many masks he created. And that's how it all began. When he was assigned to his bigger nightmare: Protecting a bunch rookies What will happen? Will Naruto be able to manage acting happy and goofy all of the way? Or will his mask break when the burden becomes to much? But most importantly, will he be able to feel again? Read to find out!!! Also, I got bored of the cliche stuff, so this story is going far away from canon and other Anbu fanfics I've read (they're really good but I'm crazy so yeah) DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR THE CHARACTERS IN ANY WAY, if I did a lot of people would be returning from their graves. Credits of the characters to Kishimoto-sensei :3 This is my first time writing something ever, I'm really doing my best so, have mercy on me pls.

Crystal In The Light. by ShayPC0

Inspired from a filler of naruto shippuden. "Naruto, we would like to invite you to akatsuki for your famed crystal styled jutsu and your status as jinchuriki and be a part of the world domination. We promise to not to treat you as a weapon but as a human being." "Akatsuki?" I spat "Akatsuki? As in the organisation which takes the beasts from the jinchuriki?" "Yes, the very same one. But this is to cover our organization." "..." "Alright, lets do one thing, we will give you some time to let you decide if you want to join the akatsuki or to remain in that corrupt village. Deal?" "It seems that you know what will happen in future. Alright deal." So what will be Naruto's answer? Read on patiently to find out. You will get to this part if you are patient. So best of luck readers. If you didn't like the summary please read the story which, I promise, will be much better. I also promise that I will never abandon this project. Because I had been thinking about it for at least 3 months from the first chapter. I write the story during my free time. I don't own Naruto and the photos. Masahi Kishimoto does. That lucky bastard 😉. I only own the plot.

•Uchiha• (⋅𝙎𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 × 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ⋅) by Narezza09

𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘧 𝘝𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘦. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦. 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴? 𝘖𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥...𝘎𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥. *DISCLAIMER* I do not own any of the Naruto series characters besides the OC's that I made to fit the story! Just letting everyone know! Ok bai now :3

Heal Me, Like You Always Do. by Britney_Green

Naruto has been ridiculed and shamed. His heart was torn into shreds as he never felt more useless in his life. Moreover, this caused him to drop the charade of being the village idiot. He didn't need to act dumb anymore because all it did was get him hurt. Perhaps this made him more vulnerable. The girl, by his side, has offered him ointment and constant support, but she doesn't know how much her kindness will help to save whatever is left of who he used to be. Unmasked! Depression! Triggers! Naruhina! Super Naruto! Smart Naruto! Drama! And ... Mild Sakura Bashing! I'm sorry!!!!! I am learning to like Sakura but... just like Sasuke it's going to take some time to love her.

Alone [CRACK] by IrishSeptember

*** A T T E N T I O N *** I think I'll dub this as a crack fic! ------------- Please read at your own risk. I'm currently rewritting every chapter except the first one. So feel free to read this version and then the updated ones as I rewrite them. I'm currently writing the second one. ^_^ So.. Do as you please. Just as a warning! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a story about 2 young girls who lost their families. They followed their parents last wish to leave the village that they called home, to another village. Little did they know that their parents had lived in said village and even gave birth to the 2 girls there. Let's join Ayumi and Sayomi on this up and down adventure that is their lives. We'll follow them through their confusion, their happiness, their love and hate, and friendship and betrayal. You'll encounter many surprises and maybe some non-surprises. {No sequel for this version. There is a sequel but, it follows the more serious version/revised version of this story ^_^} [Cover by @MisakiofKonoha] ♫ 2nd Place @TheNarutoWattyAwards winner♫ ♪ 3rd Place Fav. Ship: AyumiXKiba♪ ♫ 1st place in @NarutoWattyAwards♫ ♫ 3rd place in @NarutoWattys♫

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J A D E

The war is over. Yet, only one left alive is her. A girl, they never paid enough attention to. A girl, who is to be sent in time and change the whole history. ~~ Nothing. There is nothing left behind, but corpses scattered around. Blood. They are all dead, because once again, I have failed to save them. Once again, I disappointed everyone around me. Once again, I am the only one, who is left behind, alone. I thought, no, I believed that I have improved. I believed that I have changed, caught up to my peers, became strong enough to stand side-by-side with them. Yet, evidence is here, all around me. They are all dead, leaving me only one alive. I bite my bottom lip, fighting tears that are pooling in my eyes. I have failed. ~ Story Rankings : #1 in #Sakura #1 in #SakuraHaruno #1 in #Shippuden #4 in #Akatsuki #1 in #Haruno #4 in #Konoha #71 in #Naruto