It only hurts in the movies!!!
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  • Reads 198
  • Votes 10
  • Parts 4
  • Time 26m
Ongoing, First published Apr 25, 2012
The Story of Four Girls and A bunch of Stupid mistakes: Ariel Gardener was a normal kid until she was kidnapped and killed by a bunch of idiot guys. Alexis Garnett is very upset. Alex Squared (her and her boyfriend) are supposed to be the hottest couple in school, but their spotlight was stolen by missing Ariel. Olivia Cherokee is supposed to be digging up scoops and writing articles about Ariel bu there's nothing to be found. Anywhere! Meanwhile, former psychic Shui Harmond is not pleased by the fact that she's been forcibly dragged back into her old profession by persistent Ari. How much weirder can you get? Well, the four of them may just have to team up to find Ariel's body.
High School has never been funnier.
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