Homophobia Free Zone! (male x male reader)

Wait a minute, this gay asshole promised I'd write a story again like over a fucking week ago but lied! Oh my, I'm the worst human ever!!!!
Okay, how I can I make up for it...
Oh, I know, actually do what I said I would!!!!
HOOOO DOOGY, GET READING FOR A FUCKING RIDE IN DESCRIPTION TOWN YOU CRAZY PEOPLE!!! SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!
Have you ever been too awkward to bother getting a real man, or fuck it, no real man is good enough for your standards, I mean shit, you're gorgeous! ... Maybe, all I see is a computer right now... but whatever! FUCK, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT DAMN PLACE IF THAT'S THE BULLSHIT YOU WANT! You wanna top a man's ass, REQUEST THAT SHIT
You wanna be fucked in the ass, REQUEST IT
You wanna just talk in the comments, HOLY SHIT DO IT, I'M LONELY!
OH MY GOD WE CAN JUST BE LGBTQ+ TOGETHER!!!! FUUUUCK!
HANDING IT OFF TO THE SECOND MAIN MAN NOW, ANDREW!!!! (Man on side lines holds up sign that reads applause so you fucking listen because it was a damn good sign)
Um, idk how to follow my little French fry, but yeah read I guess? I'm actually a pansexual man myself, I know what to talk about if you ever just wanna chat with me too. Leo wants me to be more pumped about this too so, sorry in advance. Oh my goodness, another story with an intro that goes on way to long and no one actually reads. Oh my fucking word, it must be true, Leo's returning. How will we deal with this awkward gay man and his pansexual boyfriend who honestly feels like he already has to deal with a baby? Well, we'll leave that to you to figure out.
In all seriousness (Since if I don't day this Leo won't either) please enjoy what we have to offer this time round, there will be rules this time, I know it sucks but compared to last time and the way things went it'll be better with rules, trust me.
We own nothing but the one shots, all pictures used are from the internet and we own no characters unless the story includes Leo and/or me