What happens when a man in a pirate costume just suddenly appears in the middle of your house? And not only that but, got there through what looked like to be magic portal. And mistakens you for a classic fairytale character. This deranged man believes I am Wendy Darling. That he is Captain Hook. And Peter Pan is indeed real. When I finally get the fact drilled in his head that I am not, Wendy nor have I ever been. Be demands to know the whereabouts of her. This pirate who claims to be Hook, doesn't seem to know this is the 21st century. And I'm no where in anyway related to what I considered a fictional character.