The Funny One Dies First
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MatureComplete Sun, Apr 15, 20182h 41m
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What if the killer
was someone you knew?
Have you ever notice in horror and mystery/thrillers movies that the funny characters die first? Why is that? Well, it is because when the funny one dies, everything is real. The light, happy mood they create when they are alive makes everything nice and relaxed, so when they die, it sets the dark mood of dread and fear.
This isn't you basic "horror" story where the characters want to split up and the minority dies. No, this is far from that. Sure there may be some funny moments and some funny characters but this time, there's a twist.
This time, you already know who the killer is.
Ⓒ All rights reserved 2017
Started Dec 15, 2017
Finished April 15, 2018
Editing Started April 17, 2018
Editing Finished June 14, 2018
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