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The Funny One Dies First

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Reads 178
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Parts 26
Time 2h 41m

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death drama friendship funny horror kidnapping killing love mature missing murder murdermystery mystery mystery-thriller scary serialkiller teen thriller

Roses are red
   Violets are blue
     What if the killer 
        was someone you knew?

Have you ever notice in horror and mystery/thrillers movies that the funny characters die first? Why is that? Well, it is because when the funny one dies, everything is real. The light, happy mood they create when they are alive makes everything nice and relaxed, so when they die, it sets the dark mood of dread and fear. 

This isn't you basic "horror" story where the characters want to split up and the minority dies. No, this is far from that. Sure there may be some funny moments and some funny characters but this time, there's a twist.

This time, you already know who the killer is.
Ⓒ All rights reserved 2017

Started Dec 15, 2017
Finished April 15, 2018
Editing Started April 17, 2018
Editing Finished June 14, 2018All Rights Reserved

death drama friendship funny horror kidnapping killing love mature missing murder murdermystery mystery mystery-thriller scary serialkiller teen thriller

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