Frezzy's Funhouse of Demise (Writer/Reader Insert)

You wake up from your sleep. You back aches. Must've slept on the floor for quite a while.
"Yo Yolio Olo!" a voice shouts at the top of his lungs.
You get up to see your in some sort security camera room.
"Now I know this is a bit surprising for you but don't worry about nothing!" The voice was coming from a weird cassette player in the wall of small T.V screens. "You're here because it's Halloween! I kinda need someone to keep an eye out for some weird things happening in the Funhouse." You hear a creaking noise outside the room. Someone kept shouting in a western accent about how her cake was more cupcake than cake?
"Now they are special in their own ways so don't worry if they accidentally lose a limb or something." The more he spoke, the more confusing it became. "*Bang-Bang* Oh! Must be the crew. I'll talk to you later. Enjoy your stay at Freddy's- I mean Frezzy Fugglebear's Funhouse and Emporium." The recording ends with the speaker fumbling with the controls.
Better check those...people out? Who knows what's going to happen when you suddenly become the security night guard of some random funhouse?
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