"This is my giraffe, his name is Keith and he likes setting me on fire."

"Hey Hunk long time no see!"
"Lance where the hell have you been! Me and Pidge have been looking for you... every where?
...
Lance what the hell is that."
Lance faces to his side where Keith is no doubt standing. Sloppily placing a hand on his scaly snout proudly.
"Oh! This is my new friend Keith. He's a giraffe thing and likes setting my things on fire! but its all good he doesn't mean to do it... okay half the time he does, but the other half is a complete accident. He can be really grumpy and a real party pooper sometimes too but when you finally manage to dig past all the weird scales and the constant growling he can be great company."
"Lance."
"Ya Hunk?"
"That's a dragon Lance."
"What."
"that's a dragon."
"..."
"..."
"What the Galarien Hellfire Keith! Why didn't you tell me! I thought we were friends you giant winged lizard!"

OR: Lance is an extremely powerful wizard, but it doesn't do him much good cuz he's blind. Keith is a grumpy reptile.
Voltron crew goes on adventures, because Lance wants his fucking sight back Haggar you jealous witch bitch.
What the flippity fuck could go wrong!?

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The first two chapters are already done so they will both be posted shortly. The third is in progress.

You can find me on the Voltron Amino! Same User name!

(I will make a better book cover later...)

HOPE U ENJOY