"This is my giraffe, his name is Keith and he likes setting me on fire." - PancakePlatypus - Wattpad

Story cover for "This is my giraffe, his name is Keith and he likes setting me on fire." by PancakePlatypus

"This is my giraffe, his name is Keith and he likes setting me on fire."

PancakePlatypus

Reads 1,921
Votes 87
Parts 3
Time 34m

Reads 1,921
Votes 87
Parts 3
Time 34m

PancakePlatypus

blindlance cursedlance curses dragon dragonkeith keith keithkogane klance lance lancemclain magic magiclance vld voltron voltronlegendarydefender waterboylance wizard wizardlance

"Hey Hunk long time no see!"
"Lance where the hell have you been! Me and Pidge have been looking for you... every where?
...
Lance what the hell is that."
Lance faces to his side where Keith is no doubt standing. Sloppily placing a hand on his scaly snout proudly.
"Oh! This is my new friend Keith. He's a giraffe thing and likes setting my things on fire! but its all good he doesn't mean to do it... okay half the time he does, but the other half is a complete accident. He can be really grumpy and a real party pooper sometimes too but when you finally manage to dig past all the weird scales and the constant growling he can be great company."
"Lance."
"Ya Hunk?"
"That's a dragon Lance."
"What."
"that's a dragon."
"..."
"..."
"What the Galarien Hellfire Keith! Why didn't you tell me! I thought we were friends you giant winged lizard!"

OR: Lance is an extremely powerful wizard, but it doesn't do him much good cuz he's blind. Keith is a grumpy reptile.
Voltron crew goes on adventures, because Lance wants his fucking sight back Haggar you jealous witch bitch.
What the flippity fuck could go wrong!?

----------------
The first two chapters are already done so they will both be posted shortly. The third is in progress.

You can find me on the Voltron Amino! Same User name!

(I will make a better book cover later...)

HOPE U ENJOYAll Rights Reserved

blindlance cursedlance curses dragon dragonkeith keith keithkogane klance lance lancemclain magic magiclance vld voltron voltronlegendarydefender waterboylance wizard wizardlance

Table of contents

3 parts

Sign up to add "This is my giraffe, his name is Keith and he likes setting me on fire." to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

To Kill a Wolf Walker || Klance by TJH323

Wolf walkers, people who could take to form of a wolf, but kept their human minds. Some say they have magic on their side, but magic made them mad, made them monsters. That's what the Garrison told everyone in the village, including Lance McClain. He wanted to kill every last one of them for taking his sister away from him. And that's just what he's going to do. Lance goes out on a hunt with his unit and a few others from the Garrison, hot on the tail of a wolf walker. But a storm rolls in, Lance is separated from his unit, lost in the woods of the wolf walkers, alone and scared. What happens when Lance receives help from the monster he's supposed to hate, hunt, kill? And what happens when the monster turns out to be a cute boy with mesmerizing violet eyes? Lance's world gets turned upside down when he learns the Garrison has been lying to everyone, but what can one boy from a small town village do against the entire government? More importantly, can he save the one he's fallen for when the Garrison decides it's time to end the wolf walkers once and for all? This story does have a plot. No art/photographs are mine, and all credit goes to the original artist/photographers. I do not own Voltron or any of the characters. There will be content warnings at the beginning of every chapter. #1 in topkeith (March 13th, 2022) #1 in alphakeith (June 5th, 2022)

Forgotten by RedPaladin28

Earth is saved from the Galra, and the Paladins of Voltron are the heroes of the Galaxy Garrison, well all except for Keith. He'd been kicked out before the war, and they didn't want him back. He's alone again. Lance, Pidge, and Hunk are employed by the Garrison, Shiro leads missions off world, Allura and Coran are establishing a new world for the Alteans who'd survived, and the Blade don't need him. Keith works in a coffee shop and gets by the best he can, on the little money he earns. This story is loosely based on the paladins of Voltron. I have not watched all the seasons and have changed the backstory of some characters. I do not own any of the characters in this story, and I do not own any of the artwork. There is smut, swearing, talk of rape, and self-harm in the story. I will not be putting disclaimers at the beginning of the chapters, so if you don't want to read it, move on to another story. Warning: Violence, mention of rape, mention of self-harm, boyxboy, sex.

Klance :: Not So Different by ari-ridrake

Lol, first Klance! Hope you all enjoy! Keith has been haunted since he fought with the Druid. His hand... It just healed... That wasn't a normal thing. Then Zarkon... The emperor told Keith he fought similar to his Galran soldiers. That had honestly scared him. So when the paladins are reunited after being spread throughout space, he tries to hide his insecurities and fears and pain. However, he can't hide it for long. And he never thought Lance could actually smile so kindly, let alone smile at him. I do not own Voltron: Legendary Defenders or the characters!!! I also do not own any pictures used.

Once Lost (Voltron × Reader) by WafflesCureSaddness

WARNING: OLD BOOK, DISCONTINUED VERSION. You are welcome to read this book and its unfinished sequel, they were separate at one point but they got discontinued (those parts will be labeled) but just know that some things may be removed/ will differ from the original story, so read at your own discretion! ~~~ For team Voltron, things are pretty interesting. With an emo with a mullet, a flirt with homesickness, a ray of sunshine with a weak stomach, a determined geek in search of their family and a galran prisoner from the Kerberos mission as paladins, it's going to get crazy, but let's not forget someone incredibly important. You. With these misfits at the helm, things are going to get messy. But here's the thing. You've been missing since before the launch of the Kerberos mission, since before Keith Kogane dropped out of the Garrison. Once captain and best friend to the Garrison students and future drop out, you even knew Shiro due to your rank in the Garrison at your age. What happens when the girl that they have been mourning since her disappearance shows up unconscious, drifting through space in a pod barely alive and suffering from blood loss? Find out in Once lost! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heya~~~~ it's me! I've started a new story and if all goes well, you're going to die! Wait. Oops. I just got word that is totally not going to happen. That is if the paladins have anything to say about it. Ignore that~. Hope you like the story!!! I'll try to update as much as I can!!!! Ciao, loves!

||Runaway||Voltron Au|| by Kerra403

Keith had always been different. He always avoided as much contact with people as possible. Even as a Paladin of Voltron, he never tried to connect with people. He was, difficult, to say the least. One soul, who reaches out for help, brings out a whole new person on accident. I do not own these characters! This is a fanfic of the show Voltron, also a runaway AU(if you couldn't tell) TW: blood, gore, self doubt, lying, swearing, violence, suicidal thoughts, thoughts of murder, mentions of body, reminder of hurtful memories, panic attack Cover redo due soon! I didn't mean to write angst but I think I did (again) anyways, I was going to post all the chapters on the same day, but no fun in that. -kerra out <3

To Earth (COMPLETE) by donutandfries

**First Klance fic Lance and Keith were always neck and neck and rivals. They rarely spoke to each other and only knew things about each other that they told the whole team, Shiro, Pidge, Hunk, Coran and Allura. They were always off doing their own things and never did things together unless it was for a mission. On such a mission the team got split up. Hunk and Pidge went to a different planet to help people, and so did Coran and Allura. Shiro, Keith and Lance go on another mission to a planet where no one lives. They need to find a special living plant on the planet to make the Cryogenic Pods work properly again. Shiro choose the two boys because they always fought, but he hopes they won't now. When the mission is near Earth, Lance gets extremely homesick. Maybe, they end up taking a visit... Start: February 23, 2017 End: March 15, 2017

I'm Not Leaving You (Keith Kogane x Reader) by _sarahp87021_

(Y/N) was just a simple 17 year old girl who had lost her parents when she was young. All she had left was her brother, and after he disappeared, she didn't really know what to do. She eventually got kicked out of the Galaxy Garrison and was all alone. That is, until she met him. She didn't think she'd fall for Keith, and she especially didn't think he'd fall for her. He was her best friend, and her brother's best friend at that. She never thought her life would be filled with such sadness, loneliness, happiness, love, friendship, or aliens. Especially not aliens. And definitely not giant robotic lions. Preview: It's been a year. One year exactly since he disappeared on the Kerberos mission. Takashi was the only family I had left. Mom and dad were gone so it was either he takes care of me or he sticks me in a home somewhere. He chose to take care of me, and I couldn't have asked for a better brother. (Y/N) Your name Hey! This is my first story so sorry if it's a bit cheesy etc, but I just wanted to thank you for even giving it a shot! This is a Voltron Legendary Defender fanfiction where you and Keith get to hit it off. (I'll try to keep it as close to the actual story line of the show as possible, and I'm sorry that the chapters are a bit long. Trust me though, they're worth the read.) Enjoy! I don't own Voltron or any of the characters, pictures, and most of the dialogue. Credit goes to Dreamworks, Voltron Legendary Defender, and the fans who created the amazing fan art. #1 for Paladin (6/18/21) #35 for Takashishirogane (8/20/21) #4 for Blacklion (8/20/21)

I know you better by Ficteon

Sometimes people are a lot different then you think. The first minute Lance steps into his new school he's warned about Keith Kogane. They say he's like the devil, the meanest guy you will ever meet. You better stay away from him otherwise you could get on his bad side, and then your life is over. Lance isn't the guy to judge people just because people talk about that person. But they seem to be right, as a moment later Keith throws a freshman on the ground for speaking to him. That is a sign for Lance to never even look at this guy. But that isn't that easy as it sounds, cause even if he is a bully he is kind of good looking. Wait good looking? he's a guy! Mami always warned him to never hang out with bad people. Otherwise she will probably beat the light out of his eyes, so no way he's going to approach a guy like that. Till he sees this Keith in a whole different light. A way almost nobody sees him. _________ My first real klance fanfic There is going to be a little bit Spanish in here, but I can't speak Spanish. So It's probably going to be crappy Spanish. I'm sorry for that I will try to make it as accurate as I possibly can! :3 uploading this to a03 as well! As well as my other volron fanfic.

The Galra Boy [discontinued?] by BlueAppleSiren

Y'all this shits cringe stop reading it pls 😭 Cover by: https://twitter.com/rainlikestars Lance, Shiro, Hunk, Pidge, and Allura are the five Paladins of Voltron. One day, they find a weak distress signal coming from a seemingly abandoned planet. There, they find a teenaged galra boy named Keith. Can he be trusted? Contains Klance. (Lemon) Discontinued due to my dumb ass forgetting what the plot was supposed to be.

(Klance) A Month Of Bonding! by AgustD_Swagg_

I do not own the art work I only own the the details like the trim and the words. This story is a klance. There could be fluff and maybe alittle smut depends. also you could ask the character question if you like. There is other characters other than lance and keith like the other paladins of voltron. There could be some story line from the season(s) coming up. ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈i will try to get chapters as fast as I can.And thank you for reading my story it really means alot to me. Hope you like the story. ~enjoy

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

To Kill a Wolf Walker || Klance cover

Forgotten cover

Klance :: Not So Different cover

Once Lost (Voltron × Reader) cover

||Runaway||Voltron Au|| cover

To Earth (COMPLETE) cover

I'm Not Leaving You (Keith Kogane x Reader) cover

I know you better cover

The Galra Boy [discontinued?] cover

(Klance) A Month Of Bonding! cover

To Kill a Wolf Walker || Klance

Wolf walkers, people who could take to form of a wolf, but kept their human minds. Some say they have magic on their side, but magic made them mad, made them monsters. That's what the Garrison told everyone in the village, including Lance McClain. He wanted to kill every last one of them for taking his sister away from him. And that's just what he's going to do. Lance goes out on a hunt with his unit and a few others from the Garrison, hot on the tail of a wolf walker. But a storm rolls in, Lance is separated from his unit, lost in the woods of the wolf walkers, alone and scared. What happens when Lance receives help from the monster he's supposed to hate, hunt, kill? And what happens when the monster turns out to be a cute boy with mesmerizing violet eyes? Lance's world gets turned upside down when he learns the Garrison has been lying to everyone, but what can one boy from a small town village do against the entire government? More importantly, can he save the one he's fallen for when the Garrison decides it's time to end the wolf walkers once and for all? This story does have a plot. No art/photographs are mine, and all credit goes to the original artist/photographers. I do not own Voltron or any of the characters. There will be content warnings at the beginning of every chapter. #1 in topkeith (March 13th, 2022) #1 in alphakeith (June 5th, 2022)