The Musical Joke Book
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Some trashy Musical Jokes
If you are hamilton trash you'll love this book.
Also including: Heathers-Dear Evan Hansen-Be More Chill-In The Heights-Wicked-Newsies.
(Warning I'm trash.)
I wrote this in the sixth grade and I'm now a soon to be sophomore so some of these jokes are going to very bad.
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