In Australia...
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Yes, I'm Aussie.
I found there is a lot of shit on the internet that's wrong about us. (... There's also a lot that's right, but we're just gonna continue on.) So I thought I'd educate you all on what Aussies actually are/do/say/etc.
Warning: There is swearing. (Obviously.)
This is meant as satire. Mostly.
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